The IT Crowd Series One

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Nice screensaver

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He certainly was the villian of the piece

Oh, it appears we have a visi-taw

A plan. Let me put on my slightly larger glasses

Hello, security? Everyone on floor 4 is fired. Escort them from the premises. And do it as a team. Remember, you're a team and if you can't act as a team, you're fired too.
Dom, get on to recruitment. Get them to look for a security team that can work as a team. They may have to escort the current security team from the building for not acting like a team

Ooh, four... I mean five... I mean fire!

Fire - exclamation mark - fire - exclamation mark - help me - exclamation mark. 123 Cavendon Road. Looking forward to hearing from you. Yours truly, Maurice Moss

Moss, what are you doing? Number twos, leave me alone! Stop doing this, you're always doing this, you're making it go back in!

Maseeejoe's

"Shut up! I'm not interested! These are just some of the things you'll be hearing if you answer this ad. PS: No dogs."

Jiminy! Jones! Look, the nature of the thing that is happening has changed slightly, rendering it yet more interesting!

I've fallen to the communists. Well they do have some strong arguments.