Disney Weekend Day 2

Well I must have been wiped.

I woke up at 2 AM in the mornin, Sherry asleep on the bed snorin'
I can't remember how I got there, I guess I had a big one, big one.
.......Ah its 2 not 3 so Im not doin this re-run.
So I got up and had shower, but it must have been built for Hightower
coz the water pressure was so intense, it nearly knocked me down as if I was a flower
or like a drunk man jumping a fence with no pretense.. oooh light the healing insense.

After enjoying a mid morning monsoon, i'd got water all over the bathroom.
I managed to reach the tap without getting my eyeballs blown out of my head all the way to Rangoon.
I got out and went back to bed, not waking up until about 5 to the sound of a T-Rex right over my head. What better way to start today's tail than with fat man Dale upstairs testing out the Richter scale?

I felt like calling the hotel lobby.

What? Out of 300 vacancies you had to put Peter Ricardi and his whole team right above me?

But I didn't coz we were starvin, thought we'd go to Denny's and see what the chef was carvin.

Emilio Sanchez came up to me and said What would like? i said..' i dont yet how bout you Shez?'

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man, We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can. So taste the sugar, soak it up, coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

After eating breakfast tortilla i definetely had my filla. No thanks to Casadia or ill be shootin at my reeya.
The chef had used the skillet, my tummy he had filled it. Cool man... do you play cricket?
Denny's is full of Mexican's, Peurto Reecan's, costa Reecan's, not too much time for lesbians
Come in sit down, and lose your frown, coz your with friends
Did I mention i work off tips then?

Feeling satisfied it was time to drive Disney
Yesterday we parked on Daisy but today we parked on Mickey.
First ones there, but you park there, massive walk for muz and shez but shrug the shoulders i don't care.
A 4 wheel drive chose not to follow orders. He drove off the carpark borders,
went off the side and kopt a witches hat under his ride. Geez! He must have had mental disorders.

Time to huddle, let's get back on the shuttle, Hey Zoidberg!! its time to skuttle!
A quick trip around the bend not even enough time to pump an audio clip already at the end.
Some little kids told to sit but they want to rebuttle.
Kids can be so annoying you want to launch them in a Space Shuttle.

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man,
We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can.
So taste the sugar, soak it up,
coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

Into California World before the park awoke.
No rides, too early, save it Shirley just wait until the stroke.
The first ride we went on
saw us flying high while watching a screen as big as King Kong.
David Puddy Patrick Warbur-ten
to send us into orbit which Sherry got confused again.
She said No No dont be silly
he's the man from Sex and City.
I said no way truth be teld he's from Rules of Engagement also Seinfeld.
No he's Chris Noth can't you tell? Go to Hoth or to Hell!

Where was i anywayz i'm sawry, had to tell that little story
far from borin over Cali we was soarin,
checking out the sights, the sounds from Oaktown all the way back down.
Far out it was crazy though, leaving the ground far below,
I felt funny like i had smoked too much endo.
Man you so whack are you on smack? take a ride to Soho
The sense of flying was realistic as can be,
approaching trees i felt like they would hit right up above the knee.
So we lifted  legs over the snow fields and even the streets of Los Angeleez.

We then walked over to the Hollywood Pictures Backlot.
On the way pictures snapped with M&M we both got.
Also witha Critter monster from some movie that I have watched not.
Time for the Tower of Terror keen I am not to drop.
C'mon Sherry do I have to do this? Throw me a bone!
Yes you do because you are about to enter
.....The Twilight Zone.
Misinformation, strange sensation, scared of being thrown off during elevation.
Screaming for life, like n imaginary George Costanza's wife.
Man look outside at the vegetation becasue you are about to challenge gravitation.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man,
We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can.
 So taste the sugar, soak it up,
coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

Finally someone goofier than me!

Survived the Tower, thank god no need now to cower,
can relax now coz my head didn't fly out the roofie. Lookie get your photo taken with Goofy.
Go on the Monsters Inc ride and wish you'd taken Ruphie.
After that 3d Muppet Show was cool as McCloud Starfox.
Especially the two old muppets sitting up in that box.
Man the muppets in the orchestra rocked but not like Carl Cox.
Even the Swedish chef fired his cannons. Should we walkee?
'No' said the Swedish Chef  Tthe 3d shoo is owkee dowkee'.

Goodbye to Hollywood sorry singers from Cody Island you guys are no good
we're heading elsewhere see Pluto Photo Oh no Oh yes we should
Then shall we break for a sandwhich maybe vegemite
stand in front of a photo of Yosemite Oh yeath thats tight!
Hold your hands up like this...a little higher..yeah thats right.

We quickly walked through 'a bug's land', man did I just see Big Merv?
Apparantly its only a place for boys and girls - so dont go there you perv.
You may find yourself sitting on the shelf watching your health deteriotate mate so you better use stealth.
You could end up over here on an island in San Fran. the harshest of the can for man
enough to make him go sookie.
Deep under land where there is no tan man that mo's got more hair than on a wookie
i bet you could stash all of those sardines kids lookie! Over 7 tonne catch girls its time to do the boogie.

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man, We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can. So taste the sugar, soak it up, coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

Next up was Califronia Screaming. It couldn't be worse than the Tower of Terror im dreaming.
First you stop and then you pop like out of a rocket
or a 6000 horse power turbo motorcycle cop.
Man it was cool how they had speakers in the coaster,
good for building up the tension on your ascension before you challenge gravitational suspension.
Geez i hope these bars dont break, i hope they're safe, damn i need to lose weight,
ouch this bar is uncomfortable about to castrate as if my nuts were in a toaster.
Aweomse ride it dipped and twirled, oh god dont hurl the rides not even over,
still I'mscared i might get launched over the straits of Dover.

Loop de loop now its time to shoop lets regain our bearings.
Lets thank the lord that we survived and arent like Chris Mainwairing.
Who is that? what's his name the cowboy from Toy Story?
Woody Murray Woody Murray. Shit he's got a morning glory
From there it was a queue up for a shoot up at Midway Mania.
In 4d it was time to shoot whats the capital of Lithuania?
Vilnius sounds ridiculous lets go for a high score.
Top score for the month i had a hunch i would not get unless i played it times four
500k hell no way, only one hundred and seven
Only good in a one day match if my name was Michael Bevan

From there it was some souvenier shops some cool tops
The prices didnt seem to bad either,
but out of the two i liked i hiked and had neither.
Goofy was cool but orange like Phoenix.
I like windows but in the 70's it was either DOS or Xenix.
Time for lunch i had  hunch it was time for some chowder.
So i zoomed there so quick i would have even beaten Nikki Lauder.
Out of bowls so served in bread, man it sure was good to be fed, no need to fight with Lenux

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man, We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can. So taste the sugar, soak it up, coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

After lunch our rides we're almost done coz its so hot. Wait lets do Grizzly River Run.
It was fun just like Splash mountain but this was relaxing as they come.
Right from the start i was on the spot and i got shot, i would have been dryer on a yacht.
We liked it so much we put our bag in a hutch and came back for round number deux.
Too wet to pooped, no more rides no nancy drew, see you later Winni the pooh
 time to shop no need to queue.

Squashed some pennies which was cool it only cost a couppla quarters,
good mementos they will make they wont get stuck in bottom drawers,
From there i sat on the curb for almost two whole hours,
but i didnt care coz i was almost ready to hit the showers.
Sherry went and shopped while i sat around and waited,
when the parade finally started i damn sure was elated.
It was cool we even got to dance out on the streeet.
Sherry, Allison and I did the Twist, neve mind the cist,
We were good on our feet.

Do you speak English? Im not even British
what? you sound like your mouth is full of relish, what the hell dont embelish?
Just tell me what time i can park my car in the lot.
Damn you're making me feel balmy
i should drop you here on this spot, and hopefully your blod clots.
i forgot to mention we saw the guys in green serving the army
auditioned for the blue men but they were the green mutated next of kin
maybe a role for Hasslehoff so he can say the words Sound Off!
A job for failures like Mike Whitney or Mickael Gorbachov
Junior Britney are you stupid? i can see right through your tang top.

But ah where were we?
I forgot oh ah thats right
Out the front and feelin kinda thirsty
Time for a drink and a good feed lets see what we can find.
We walked all the way up and down the street but everywhere there was a line.
We looked at ESPN bar and i thought cool no female defiance,
but the wait time was too long because the Cowboys were playing the Giants.
So back we went but not before i said high to a black NY rez-i-dent.
Man im just trying to spread the love so oh god please no bluing
 i can tell your tough just by looking at you your bald, your black in your white sing-let
At first he looked at me like what the $^#@ do you think your doin?
I just said hey how was your day what else do you wish you'd done?
He said Been to Disneyland Yo, Do you barrack for the Phoenix Sun.
I said yeah I came over here last year to watch a game or two.
He said man thats cool you can now be part of my crew.
From the streets of New York around near Central Station.
He wasnt a guy who'd bake a cake but a gang handshake
was how we ended our conversation.

From their the final feasting sure did damn begin,
but not before i went upstairs to clear some room...oooh back for a second helping.
Ah thats better now lets eat some fetta or cheddar or something tasty.
Hmmm no pasta yeah i'll just settle for a slice of pastry.
We shared some pizza now we have to leavya we've got a huge drive home.
God damn i wish all we had to do was pick up the telephone.
One final shuttle back to the car, turn your speakers up you silly driva,
no time for sleep we still gotta go far man you sound like Lady Gadyva.
Dude how bout you give me the wheel i show you what i learnt from MacGyver.

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man, We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can. So taste the sugar, soak it up, coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

Coz it's... Day 2 at Disneyland man, We doin as much as we can can apart from the can can. So taste the sugar, soak it up, coz who knoooooows when you'll do this again-gan.

Tinkerbell we nearly slept in hell
my god im sorry sherry i cant stay awake
stay alert and ready to brake
coz back goes the seat while we're on the street
im totally stuffed no more words to speak
So thank you Sherry for the weekend.
I know forever after that you are more than my friend.
You made my day, you are my world even though we sometimes argue.
All I know is that I care more than the three words I love you